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06. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs.
I genuinely forgot about this guy. Not just forgot – actively suppressed the memory due to sheer embarrassment. But when planning this blog, he came flooding back: 6’5”, covered in tattoos, lip ring, emo DJ extraordinaire. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler: literally everything. — read more
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05. A Pirate’s Life For Me.
Captain’s Log: This time I set sail on an adventure of thigh-high boots, pirate bravado, and a questionable comment about my pants, where I learn that perhaps some booty is best left buried. — read more
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04: A Lesbian Lie.
One impulsive kiss after a night out in Newport changed everything. What started as a moment of flirty confidence quickly spiralled into an awkward relationship I never wanted. My solution? Tell him I was a lesbian. It was fool-proof – until I slept with his housemate. — read more
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A Brief Re-introduction: The Newport Years.
A brief intro to the next batch of posts, where I talk about discovering Absinthe, Emo Boys, and sexual freedom as a grungy art student. Have I shed the shame, and do I have any regrets? — read more
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03: I Did A Terrible Thing.
We meet #3, in which I admit to a moment of infidelity, which still haunts me two decades later. — read more
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02: Mr Brightside.
A run-down of #2, where I break someone’s heart, steal someone’s virginity, and develop a deep-seated loathing of Mr Brightside. — read more
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01: Raiders of the Lost Dignity.
The tale of #1, where I lose my virginity, discover Cosmopolitan magazine’s ’52 Things To Try In The Bedroom’, and learn that some advice should never be followed. Key lesson: blowjobs should never be musical. — read more
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Introduction.
Hi, I’m Roxy. What you’re about to read is a chronological recount of everyone I have ever slept with. I’m taking a vow of celibacy until I’ve written about every previous sexual partner. The purpose? To reflect, learn lessons, and and figure out why I keep making the same mistakes. — read more
Dating disasters and hard-won wisdom.
Oh God, What Was I Thinking 